#GirlsCan: Women Empowerment | COVERGIRL | Girls can’t? Yes, they can. Rap, be funny, be off-the-wall, rock, be strong, run the show, make the world a little more easy, breezy and beautiful.
Happy International Women’s Day!
why do babies and old people have distinct smells but no other age group does
teenagers smell like depression and hormones
smells like teen spirit
LOOK AT THE FUCKING BUNNY LOOK AT HIS FACE HE WASNT MADE FOR THIS SHIT HES SO DISTURBED BY EVERYTHING WHY WOULDNT YOU BE THEY ARE IN A FUCKING SLEIGH WITH NO FUCKING SEAT BELTS AND SOME SASSY YELLOW BUDDHA SATAN IN THE BACK NOT GIVING A FUCK AND JACK IS JUST THERE HIGH AS SHIT SEEING TIME LIKE TRYING TO COMPREHEND THE QUANTUM THEORY AND SHIT
SASSY YELLOW BUDDAH SATAN I CANT IM DONE
SASSY YELLOW BUDDHA SATAN
that’s it i’m done with tumblr
this is the most accurate representation of this scene
mom im meeting my friends see you later bye
The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from falling off the ledge into the sea. (Springwatch - BBC)
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how fucking awesome this is?
These eggs no doubt started out like all other avian eggs, but they had the problem of rolling off the cliffs. The eggs that were slightly more oblong tended to roll off the cliffs less, and thus the genes contained in those eggs lived to be passed on. Fast forward a few million years, and BAM tight-circle eggs.
Naturally selected for your viewing pleasure.
Natural selection is a beautiful thing
I think you mean natural sel-EGG-tion.
when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging
Some of my favourite Frank tweets. I put that last one in to make you all cry.
i hope i don’t say something stupid
i hope i don’t trip and fall
i hope i don’t embarrass myself
i hope they don’t think i’m weird
oh god what if they don’t like me?
Ever wondered what Sherlock would be like if John and Sherlock’s personalities were switched? Like John was the one who was a twat and Sherlock was the really nice and polite one?
Oh, that’s easy: